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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Daily Dope:- When West meets East

Somewhere in the West.....

When I recently came across an article about Viagra for females I was not shocked but surprised. What was truly mind blowing is the way in which women get liberated now days or may be its been going on from centuries.
Women in Northern California region “experimented” on the vast field of marijuana fields by rubbing or taking inside the big buds of freshly grown organic marijuana. Yes my dear friend they were fully naked in case you were still trying to picture that. I would like to quote the exact words which I read.
“Happy hippie girls were on the marijuana gardening crew, and I was very surprised when they stripped off their hemp clothing and rubbed their bodies on buds so that marijuana resins gathered on their skin and p**** hair.“
This helps them in getting the best, most long lasting and killer O.
Source:-http://bigbudsmag.com/lifestyle/article/discover-marijuana-sex-secret-viagra-makers-dont-want-you-know-february-2013

Somewhere in the East.....

In the braham muhurut , around 4 am in the fields near Rishikesh and Haridwar you see all the naked Sadhus marching in marijuana fields every morning just to get the best, most long lasting and killer high. This helps them remain in nirvana for a long time and that is one of their ways to increase their concentration and get enlightened to be connected to god. These Sadhus are not concerned about the worldly pleasures and only meditate and about god.


The Sadhus are all vowed to non worldly pleasures of life. They don’t have family kids and are basically just devoting their lives in Gods devotion and practising celibacy. Historically they have been a source of knowledge, religion; philanthropy in India. To a limit whenever there has been an issue for having an “issue” for the throne the Sadhus have emerged champion. That was for the betterment of the society so that there is someone to take care of the throne. They have been warriors, priests, farmers, kings advisors and what all their rajya dharma( duty to the state) allowed. People were known to follow their Karmas which were in sync with their Dharma.
They were the spiritual representatives of the country to the outside world particularly the west ..


What happens when West meets East...

But today when adharm has taken over dharma this is what happens when the west meets the east. rather than imparting the true value for which Hinduism stands our culture and value of “athi devo bavah” ( Guest is god)

How to "spread love" not hate the great global way...by Asharam Bapu..Now in Jodhpur Jail..for Spreading knowledge nd love ..

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Karma and Dharma

I have always been trying to find an answer to some things which I know I will never find an answer to. A few days back ,after visiting a local club , at around 4 am in the morning I was having a discussion with a few of my buddies. The topic was what is bigger crime raping a girl or bobbytizing ( slicing a man 's manliness) a man , and which can be justified.

Rape is more of a Psychological trauma and over a period of time women do come out of it once they get settled married , have kids or one fine day when they realise that it was not a rape but consensual and they did'y feel like admitting it. There is no doubt that for a few years they may stay away from men , hate them , wanna kill them for no reason and even get attracted to women , worst case scenario. But do they loose their "womenliness" by getting raped. May be a new world of enlightenement opens up specially for some of the victims who are unaware of what's happening to them . And you never know sometimes after may be a couple of mins women start enjoying it . There is a great saying that " When rape is evident Might well enjoy it" . So how can it be proved that when a women was getting raped she did nt enjoy it at all? Is there a measure of it ? I dont know and I dont think so.
Now lets come to the Bobbytizing part of this discussion . A few years back when a guy was cheating on his wife and she came to know about his other Mis-adventures in bed with other women; one fine day when he was about to make his own wife happy , in the process lost his tool as his wife sliced it and threw it in a river nearby. Now the question is and I am sure any man reading this can understand how it feels to be without one. He cant feel it , can't scrach it and do other necessary things with it.
Women on the other hand has had been mentally tarumatized may be , had some fun in the process may be , got enlightened may be and here this guy is done, come undone.

Now one more thing that arises in my mind is lets take the same situation but reversing the scenerio. A man is raped may be by a women, a man or some alien. If its a women SC does nt categorize it as a rape , Men can 't be raped they say , ask Mr Michael Douglas who was literally raped by Demi Moore in some movie based on a Novel by Micheal Crichton. Why this Injustice. I am sure rape for man can be more painful than women given a certain scenario. Now coming to the seconf scenario but I am sorry how to put it , oh I cant cause there is no scenario in the women's case, they can't be Bobbytized.

I asked a guy once which crime do you hate most? His answer was a crime which when I commit is fine but if some other man commits is the worst . He was referring to rape indirectly.

I think no matter what a crime is and how bad it can be if the motive of the crime can be justified for example if your neihbour tries and rape your daughter and in return you also do it , it can be justified. But when there is no good motive like you are drinking and driving and you kill someone, you are done , no defendable motive at all. Unless and Untill you were having "great fun " in the car with your women friend and she just enjoyed it soo much that she bites your manliness leaving you handicapped and one man dead.
Its all perspective , is what I ahve realized and now again mine can be differnet from yours.

I started this blog to write something meaningful and now again its the readers perspective.

Abhishek